Have you ever felt unreasonably scared for absolutely no reason at all? Like, you're brushing your teeth and get this freaked out feeling and you end up somehow getting toothpaste in your eye and the rest of the day is horrible? Yeah? Well, that's weird and doesn't even make sense. You probably just agreed due to peer pressure. Which is baaad. BUT, if those kinds of things ever really do happen to you, it's because of Erwuglesteinkelossalfuleimaihaikeelueghp (pronounced Bob). It's a completely REAL monster that lives in REAL water towers and gives REAL people REAL nightmares. REALLY.
A very accurate rendition of Erwuglesteinkelossalfuleimaihaikeelueghp will be provided so you will know if you ever encounter him. If you do ever have the misfortune of meeting this totally non-made-up monster, you just need to act calmly... and hold out a kitten. Yes, a kitten. Erwuglesteinkelossalfuleimaihaikeelueghp cannot stand their unbearable cuteness, and he flees at the sight of them.
So, the moral of this story is: Always carry a kitten in your pocket.
And now for the photo of Erwuglesteinkelossalfuleimaihaikeelueghp drawn by us both:
THE DRAWING IS NOT DONE ON PAINT!!!! CHEATER!!!
ReplyDeleteWe HAD one done on paint, but we decided we like this one better :D
ReplyDeleteBob looks like Cho Gath. Is Bob from the void as well?
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