Kitty Monkeys

**We're going to write in third person, so don't get confused. We just don't want it to seem like one person is writing everything.

Deep inside the wondrous land of Caitlin's French Horn lies a strange world filled with curious creatures... called Kitty Monkeys... 

Okay, for real, we found some stinking animals inside of the French Horn. Living. Animals. The interior of it is pretty gross, but seriously? Of course Lauren decided to keep a black fuzzy one and now they won't leave us alone. They eat our socks. We can never find a matching pair now, and Caitlin... forgot what to say, so... anyway - freaking unmatching socks! 

Caitlin... (okay, we can no longer write my name. We just forget what to say. My new name is Carl). (CARL CARL CARL CARL - Lauren).

Alright alright, back to the post. That got off topic quick.

Carl was seated in band one fine morning, when a particularly adventurous Kitty Monkey wandered out of the bell of Carl's French Horn. 

 So yeah, it freaking appeared out of nowhere. It was all like, "Sup?" And Caitlin went all, "WTF?!" speaking the letters aloud and everything. 

In other words, Caitlin was shocked and startled at this strange new species. Since this creature was invisible to everyone but her, no one else noticed --

Dude, Italics. You are so boring. Can't you spice things up a bit? You should have said, "The creature was invisible, so pretty much everyone thought she spontaneously came down with Schizophrenia and--" 

Excuse me for having a broad vocabulary compared to your inconsequential intelligence. Your use of short words and slang is indicative of a lesser capacity of mind. 

... I lost you at inconsequiltpotato or whatever it was that you said. I might not be able to understand your big words, but at least I'm fun!

I beg to differ, you--

Guys, please, can we get on with the post?!

Yeah, yeah sorry. 

I apologize. 

Thank you.   

So. Anyway. I think this would be a good time for a scientific diagram! 

 

 

 

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