How to be Gangster...yo.

As you are all aware, we are possibly the most gangster pair of people on this planet, but we didn't get this gangster overnight. So here are some useful tips on how to fulfill the 'hood' lifestyle. 

((Warning: Following the tips in this post does not guarantee full gangster status, and the authors of this post cannot be held responsible for any gangster violence that result from any of these actions))

Tip #1: Dress like a gangster.

It's very important that your attire is very gangster-like. We strongly suggest some kind of sensible shoe wear, such as Crocs.

Tip #2: Talk like a gangster.

Words such as "Nifty, Immaculate, Magical, etc." should be included in your everyday speech. It will show your fellow gangsters how grammatically savvy you are, and will earn you respect in the ghetto community.

Tip # 3: Swagger.

Swagger is extremely important in the gangster lifestyle. Make sure to be as graceful as a porcupine in a balloon factory. Tripping over things is acceptable when practicing the 'swag'. If you are a 'hardcore' gangster, you should try skipping. (Be warned though, this may be too gangster for most.)

 

 Tip #4: Gang signs.

Gang signs can be used to identify certain members of your 'ghetto' clan. Some of these signs may include the Spock sign, the peace sign, and the more sensitive, "I love you" signal. The bat signal is also acceptable. Make sure to show all gangsters your creative combination of finger positions.  This will impress them and let them know you are looking for potential gang members. 

 

 Tip #5: Money.

Save it in a bank account to pay future expenses such as bills. It's important that you act responsibly with your gangster money.

Exercise these tips daily and maybe soon you will achieve absolute gangster status. If you have any questions regarding our lifestyle, please do inquire in the comments. Peace out, homie G's. Word to your mother.  Live long and prosper. Etc, etc.