If We Were In a Horror Movie...

Amazing Uses of Seemingly Ordinary Household Items

In today's post, we will talk about the versatility of objects in your home that don't seem very versatile at a first glance. This will also show that you don't have to be a child to have an amazing imagination. You just have to be really immature.

Tape

You can draw directly onto the tape to make and stick on your body:

- Fake Mustaches

- Fake Tattoos

- Fake Eyebrows

(Make sure to use Invisible tape!)

((Also, we use this method to hide our secret super hero identities. Shhh...))

 Towels

- Capes

- Hiding Things

- Hiding Yourself

- Uncomfortable Pillow

- Small Blanket

- Fort Construction

Empty Paper Towel Rolls

- Ineffective Telescope

- Wand

- Cylindrical Puppet

- Finger Shields

- Musical Instrument 

 String

- Friendship Bracelet

- Cat Toy

And.. string turned out to be pretty boring.

Paper

- Airplane

- Projectile Weapon

- Confetti

- Hats

Stick

- Poking Dead Things

I now challenge you all to find these objects in your home and do everything on these lists! (Except maybe poking dead things... that's slightly disturbing.)


P.S.: No squirrels were harmed in the making of this blog post.

The Top Hat League!

By day they are ordinary bloggers... By night they are...

THE TOP HAT LEAGUE!

So the other day, we decided it was extremely necessary to figure out what kind of super heroes we would be and post it on the blog. So the following passages will be the development of our epic crime-fighting super selves. Prepare to lose your socks.

Step One: Powers

Lauren - Spreading Happiness
That one was definitely an easy one to figure out. If you know Lauren, she pretty much already possesses this power. But her super hero self magnetizes the happiness and basically infects the entire area with an atomic bomb of joy. 

Caitlin - Sonic Scream

You might have learned from a past post that I am more than a little on the jumpy side. We decided to take my epic ninja reactions and turn my high-pitched screams into sonic glass-breaking, eardrum-exploding waves. So yeah, it probably wouldn't be a good idea to come up behind me and say 'Boo!' anymore.

Step Two: Names

LAUREN LITHIUM

           and

CAITLIN CATATONIC

Three: Costumes

Credit to Lauren for the picture and design. 

Step Four: Arch Nemesis 

The evil... Baseball Cap! DUN. DUN. DUNNNNN.
Get it? 'Cause we're The Top Hat League? Harhar?
Her power is the evil use of BAD GRAMMAR. I know, it's awful.

Feel free to describe your own super hero self in the comments!