Horse Jokes

Hay There

The Janitor

So one day, Caitlin and I were innocently walking down the halls after school.

And out of no where..

And let me assure you. There is NOTHING fun about walking down the halls.

(I'm not even sure he works at our school...)

Selling Alaska

In history class...

Lauren's Flirting Skills

I'm not saying they're abysmal, but...

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Profound.

Ice Cream

So Caitlin and I decided to get ice-cream one day...and this is what happend...

 

 

AWKWARD...

 

I can never show my face in Cold-Stone again.

Let There Be Order!

Why hello there, avid fan of Dastardly Awkward. I know you've been having severe withdrawals without our constant stream of epic blog posts, but don't worry! We are back. WITH A PLAN.

As of now, Sunday, July 1st, 2012, (several commas later...) we have an organized schedule for posting awesomeness. From now on, this is how it's all going to go down:

MONDAYS will be Lauren's day to shower you in beautiful MS Paint magic and hilarity.

WEDNESDAYS will be my day to try to draw pretty pictures and such and make you laugh.

We will keep constant with our updates, and we shall NOT miss any days! If this happens, and the reason is not seen to be worthy, then the doer of the crime will be submitted to terrible consequences... which have yet to be decided. But they will be horrible, and possibly a little uncomfortable for the victim, and maybe even a bit awkward. 

Also being introduced is a new segment! Sometimes Sundays! And today happens to be the very first Sometimes Sundays post. Because it's Sunday. Obviously. Anyway -- Sometimes Sundays is basically where we'll randomly decide to post on a Sunday. It won't be every Sunday (it's not Always Sundays), but it might be several Sundays in a row, or no Sundays for awhile, or just every other Sunday. You never know! But you can look forward to spontaneous Sunday posts from now on.

As you can see, the blog has also been redesigned to look a little nicer. We hope to attract more people with our good taste in colors and template, accompanied with the tales of our awkward adventures.

So, avid fan, I hope this new-found organization will appease you and put an end to the constant worry and longing eating at your very soul, which I know has been happening ever since the end of our updates, right? No, sh, you don't have to answer that, I already know. We love you, too, avid fan. We love you, too.

We wish awkward awesomeness upon your soul, and we hope you enjoy the new Dastardly Awkward!

-- Caitlin