Part 1: Wal-mart
Caitlin has band activities on everyday of the week...except Wednesday, leaving Wednesday the only viable day of the week to hang out. So in saying that, we have officially established
WONDERFUL WISTFUL WEDNESDAY ADVENTURES!!!
The following is a recollection of the humorous events that have occurred on our Wednesday voyages.
The first thing we do on Wednesday is take a trip to Wal-mart. Several interesting events have occurred there.
Things that have warranted us strange looks:
1. You know those pillows they have in the shape of obscure animals? Yeah, Pillow Pets. We thought it appropriate to put one (specifically the unicorn) in a shopping cart, and push it around as if it were a small child. We figured it would make us seem less suspicious . . .
2. At some point Caitlin ended up being pushed around in a wheelchair by Lauren, eventually being abandoned in the underwear section. Caitlin was left to helplessly wheel herself around, with a glance of pity given by a sympathetic passer by.
3. We decided to make a fashion statement on our wonderful adventures. We donned animal tails; Lauren, a velocilraptor, and Caitlin, an ambiguous grey, striped animal. We then proceeded to walk around and make animal noises. We would like to remind you, contrary to popular belief, we are not mentally ill. We are fine. . . ish.
4. We needed to make our friendship official. So we bought friendship bracelets!
5. Our final farewell to Wally world was to dance foolishly in the middle of the parking lot. We were hoping to start a 'Flash Rave', but it didn't really work out like that . . .
*Finally, The Quotes!*
"Jesus, Jeremy!" -Random exasperated woman
"Put your palm on the back of my head . . . now I'm nauseous." -Caitlin with a headache
"Stop touching things, Caitlin!!! Gosh . . . you've been like this since the accident . . ." -Lauren to a wheel chaired Caitlin
"Nah, we'll get it somewhere else." -Us
"Hey Lauren . . . don't freak out or anything, okay? But . . . I'm completely night-blind . . . " -Caitlin to Lauren as we were driving back home at night
!Due to the vastness of our Wonderful Wistful Wednesday Adventures, we cannot possibly fit it all into one post, for fear of breaking the Internet. There will be one more post!
*Lauren is slightly dyslexic when it comes to writing . . . it was supposed to be adventures.
Random Dialogue of the Day!!!
*Finishing the rough draft of the blog post*
Lauren: Yay! We actually got something accomplished! It makes you wonder what we do with our time . . .
Caitlin: Read what we just wrote.
Lauren: Oh yeah . . .
