Random Dialogue of the Day!
Lauren: Caitlin!
Caitlin: Lauren!
Lauren: We need to do a blog post...
Caitlin: Okay, you type the post this time?
Lauren: Okay!
Caitlin: ...
Lauren: ...
Lauren: So...I don't know how to start it.
Caitlin: Um...ummm...
Caitlin. Pickles.
Pickles
Okay, so lets start by apologizing for the lack of blogs. We just started school and are occupied by 'smart' classes. We haven't even had time to think about what we plan to write about. Our genius idea was about a misinformed koala named Steve, but we decided to tell you about our school year so far instead.
So, saying that, we started the school year off much like we started off the summer, with excitement and our hopes and dreams getting brutally crushed.
We once again got thrown into the wonderful class of History together, which made us both extremely excited, but then our happiness was stomped on by war veteran of a teacher when he seated us in alphabetical order, placing us on opposite sides of them room. Lauren even tried to negotiate with him, but to no avail. The only thing that could come close to describing our pain and disappointment is getting stabbed by a rabid unicorn, and that doesn't even come close. So, we have come up with a 5 step plan to sit together...(Insert evil laugh)
Step 1) Capture a zombie, specifically a Hooker Zombie, and isolate the virus.
Step 2) Infect our class with the hooker zombie virus, thus making them incapable of coming to class.
Step 3) Create a vaccine for us and the teacher, so we can still have class.
Step 4) Subtly move our desk together, so we sit adjacent.
Step 5) High five each other for our awesome accomplishment of possibly ending the world just so we can sit together.
And that's how we achieved world domination...
